The note left by our heroes.
The note left by our heroes.
Our heroes found themselves faced with another Monday at the...
Our heroes found themselves faced with another Monday at the Dominion. Lady Eva help an impromptu discussion in the courtyard, and it really made the boys feel empowered to do something really special for the Ladies! First thing on the list was to re-stock Lady Eva's dungeon fridge. "Whew! Glad we got here before She noticed Her snacks were gone." Steven said. Jarrod piped up "No kidding. I have used up all my bratty points for the month already.". Kirby was distracted. There was something shiny and reflecting golden rays of light towards the boys. He raised his hand and said "Hold up guys. There is a beacon calling out to us. Look!". The boys looked towards to glow and quite naturally their bodies gravitated to the golden light. All their bugged out to three times their normal size when the saw the golden objects encased in glass and velvet cases. There was a choir of angels singing in their minds. They had found the Holy Grail of a stash: The Dominion Golden Dildos. They fawned and gasped over the scared items. Steven took a look around and opened a case! He touched the dildo and his hand did not go up in flames. It gave the other boys the courage to try too. Not one of them spontaneously combusted. Kirby nodded his head, "Boys this is a sign from the heavens above." Jarrod asked, "You mean God?" Kirby shook his head, "No Jarrod, not God…Lady Eva. She has a platform like 3000 meters in the air over us.". All the boys looked up in unison and touched the tips of their golden cocks together!. As a unit they chanted, "Yes Lady Eva! We will go forth and convert for the Dominion!" They shoved the dildos in their pants and went off to devise a plan.
There was only one way to present the golden dildos to others that needed to convert, so they raided the closet at Confessions Bar to get all of Miss Zarita's cassocks. Next they had to figure out…who do they convert? Dance Island? No. Welcome Hub? No. Bondage Ranch? YES! They went there immediately and found a sim full of evil doers. The heroes moved to the center of the tired, huddled masses and raised their golden dildos high over their heads. They shouted out to the Bondage Zombies:
"Hello! Do not be alarmed! We are here to save you from your way of submission. Come! We will show you the way to a brighter light. All hail the golden dildo! Come little lambs and kneel to the golden dildo!"
They were almost disheartened by the sound of crickets, but one brave soul came forward and kneeled. A sad creature in mix matched alpha layers. It was all worth it if they could save even just one lost soul. A dark cloud loomed over their heads suddenly, and the creature spoke in a meek, but still powerful voice. "I would like a collar and leash. Will YOU give me one?" Kirby stumbled backwards as the words pierced his holy garb. Steven and Jarrod tried to hold Kirby up, but it was too much. A woman was trying to submit to Kirby, and this was something that made him positively ill. The heroes quickly regrouped at home and broke out the kegs of faith. They had failed, and they had to drink the pain away. How could they ever show their faces again?
Jarrod slurred his words, "I have a great idea!". The boys gathered in closer to listen. "We have to penetrate the Bondage Ranch at the source. We go to the owner's house and vandalize it with toilet paper. He will get so freakin mad that he will be distracted from the Ranch cleaning up the mess." It was brilliant, and in their drunken stupor, the heroes set out to find the Bondage Ranch owner's house.
The boys had walked, or staggered, for at least 20 minutes. They had grown weary and hungry. They stumbled upon a house that looked like it belonged on a ranch, and there was a poster of Patsy Cline inside. Kirby said "This has to be it.". The others agreed, and they emptied their duffle bags of toilet paper and mayhem began. The rolls flew in every direction, and Jarrod peed on the bushes! They were really gonna show this guy who was boss! When the place was covered in two ply softness, they settled on some floaties in the pool to relax….or pass out. When they awoke, a strange feeling came over them. "Are we sure this was the right house?" asked Jarrod. Steven shrugged, and Kirby jumped off the floatie to peer in the windows. Kirby let out a high pitched scream, "Oh no! Look! There is a family photo over the fireplace. This IS MISS GABRIELLE's house! Oh my God, we are deadmeat!" The other boys scrambled out of the pool, and tried to clean up the mess, but it was too much. Steven tore off a piece of toilet paper and wrote a note for Miss Gabrielle. Another brilliant plan! What he wrote would surely throw Miss Gabrielle of the trail of knowing it was them. They ran out of there like nobodies business.
10. Cultivating a love and appreciation of the Dominion's...
10. Cultivating a love and appreciation of the Dominion's surroundings.
How could we not love and appreciate the surroundings of the Dominion? There are plenty of very smart, beautiful, Dominant women that keep us in line with very important tasks. We get to help when called upon. They allow us to be in their presence. They show their wonderful sense of humor in letting us attempt to entertain them. When a serious matter arises there is always a Domme there willing to lend an ear and advice. It is FemDom at it's finest that still values it's subs as participants. We ♥ the Dominion!
Oh, they also have a super awesome Spa in the castle for massages!
(Thank You Miss Maisy for calling us to task. We hope we met Your expectations and entertained in the process.)
9. Learn to Build A Fire. Kirby not only learned how to build a...
9. Learn to Build A Fire.
Kirby not only learned how to build a real scorcher. He also learned how to put it to great use!
7. Leadership skills 8. Learning to be role models! We killed...
7. Leadership skills
8. Learning to be role models!
We killed two subs with one stone here! We were able to lead others and convince them to enter a dark scary drainage pipe. However, we proved to be role models by going in first!
(Thanks Miss Raffila, Mouse, Max, Ryn, Molly, and Justine for helping with this one!)
6. How to sew on a button. Because survival of the fittest...
6. How to sew on a button.
Because survival of the fittest basically means raiding Lady Eva's fridge on a regular basis, we sometimes get a little chunky and bust our pants buttons. It is vital that Kirby learned to sew the buttons back on. He even learned how to put a little secret elastic in the waist to let those shorts out. That in combination with Spanx puts the boys right back into dress code and looking official for the Ladies.
5. Survival skills in case we get lost! There are just so many...
5. Survival skills in case we get lost!
There are just so many nooks and crannys in the Dominion that it is very easy to get lost. Our new found training has afforded use with some common sense to use the tools of a sub scout. Boy Scouts use a compass, but here at sub scouts we use the very handy Dominion HUDS! First grab a sub HUD, so you don't get lynched by Lady Zarita for standing. It has awesome kneels! Then grab the Dominion Member's HUD. It is a map to success in navigating the dark forests, or castle. It is the key to instant telaportation to the scary places. When you get scared just scream "There's No PLACE LIKE HOME!", and click for the public area. *POOF* you will be in the safe company of the Dommes again. There is also a visitor's HUD for the less adventurous!
4. Learn to use surroundings to best survive in any...
4. Learn to use surroundings to best survive in any situation.
Since we ARE sub scouts, we totally know how to survive the wilds. The steps are as follows:
1. Go to the castle dungeon.
2. Raid Lady Eva's personal fridge.
She keeps the best grub in Her stash! We had a traditional Canadian meal of Doritos and wine for breakfast. Then for lunch crackers and wine. An elaborate dinner consisted of fish sticks, olives, and more wine! Who wouldn't survive on that diet?
3. Learn Manners We picked up our brightest flash lights and...
3. Learn Manners
We picked up our brightest flash lights and went to the courtyard. Upon a Lady's arrival, we quickly went into action to escort the Lady to Her seat safely. Nothing says manners like being an usher!
2. How to tie knots. Jarrod will never get loose, but now that...
2. How to tie knots.
Jarrod will never get loose, but now that means I am stuck with him.
1. Learn to cook elaborate meals. Chicken Quesadillas Serves...
1. Learn to cook elaborate meals.
Chicken Quesadillas
Serves 4
Ingredients:
2 6 oz each Pieces of Chicken Breast, cut into bit size pieces
1 Tbsp of Chili Powder
1 tsp of Granulated Garlic
1tsp of Granulated Onion
1 tsp of Paprika
½ tsp of Dried Oregano
Salt and Pepper to taste
About 2 cups (you might need a bit more of this depending on how much cheese you like)
4 Large Tortillas
1 Tbsp of Olive Oil
1 Tbsp of Unsalted Butter
A bit of Vegetable oil to brush on the tortillas
Process,
1) Preheat a skillet over medium heat and add the butter and oil and let it get nice and hot.
2) Sprinkle the spices over the pieces of chicken as well as salt and pepper, toss everything together to make sure each piece of chicken is coated in the spices.
3) Add the chicken to the hot skillet and let it cook for about 7 to 8 minutes or until fully cooked through.
4) Remove the chicken and place it onto a plate.
5) When you're ready to make the quesadillas, preheat a grill pan over medium high heat (or a large skillet) brush one side of the tortilla with some vegetable oil and place it oiled side down onto a plate.
6) Sprinkle some cheese on one half of the tortilla, and then top that with some of the cooked chicken and a bit more cheese.
7) Fold it in half and place it on the grill pan, let it cook for about 3 minutes on each side or until the cheese is melted on both sides and it's got nice golden brown ridges.
8) Continue with the remaining tortillas and dig in right away!
Sub Scouts… Our heroes were lounging about in the super...
Sub Scouts…
Our heroes were lounging about in the super secret Gender Equality Cave, and feelings very out of sorts. They had just come off the high of a week full of Feminism, and Women's Leadership at the Dominion. They were inspired, but lacking in a way to show appreciation for all the wonderful Ladies in the community. Kirby let out a long, dramatic sigh, "I wish there was something we could do.". Steven nodded in agreement, "All those strong, female pioneers we learned about. All the struggles! We should be doing more.". Jarrod finally perked up, "Hey, I have a great idea! Let's join the Boy Scouts. That way we can learn really helpful skills to assist the Ladies, and get really cool uniforms too!". It was a brilliant idea, but did Boy Scouts exist in SL? Kirby went off to investigate while the other boys procured the really awesome uniforms. A simple search, and Kirby located several Boy Scout Groups in SL! There was one that stood out though…The First Boy Scouts of Second Life. They seemed legit! Kirby made contact with the leader….let's listen in:
Kirby Deed: hello, not sure if you are online now, but when you got a moment can you message me? two of my friends and i wanna join the boy scouts.
Gwion Bach: hi kirby. what has you interested in the boy scouts? you and your friends.
Kirby Deed: oh hey! yeah we wanna join so we can learn some really awesome skills to help Ladies out.
Gwion Bach: umm you know this is just roleplay right? you dont really get hands on experience.
Kirby Deed: awww:( well, sign us up anyways! xD
Gwion Bach: there are requirements. how old are your friends and you?
Kirby Deed: we are all in our 20's. why? o.O
Gwion Bach: disqualified. you can't be over 17.
Kirby Deed: hmm, well your profile says you are over 18 in RL, so what gives?
Gwion Bach: like i said it is RP. you have to rp being under 18.
Kirby Deed: well, cant we be Scout Leaders then? you gotta have some adults around.
Gwion Bach: we have that but the requirements are different. do you follow the scout code? there is a moral code.
Kirby Deed: i don't think we follow any codes. but hey, if we get in and we are on some camping trip and the Ladies call for us and we have to go that isnt a prob right?
Gwion Bach: girls cant be boy scouts.
Kirby Deed: dude, i said Ladies and they wouldnt want to be boy scouts trust me. lol where is the sim? is it ok if in our private time we are into anal? or, is that like against moral code?
Gwion Bach: what?
Kirby Deed: is anal against the rules?
Gwion Bach: we dont want guys like you here. you cant join.bye
Poor Kirby was devastated! The worst part is that he would have to tell the other guys that the Boy Scouts would not take them. Kirby broke the news to the other boys, and Steven's bottom lip started to tremble. Jarrod patted Steven on the back and said, "It will be ok Steven. We will just be Sub Scouts!" There was a collective amongst the boys! They gathered up their gear, because nothing said Boy Scout like going to a remote place in the woods with other guys to bond over campfire and roasted wieners.
The boys made their way to a campsite after a short delay in the courtyard. The tents were pitched, and a fire started. They settled in for what was sure to be a great adventure! The heroes sat around the fire and Jarrod broke out in song, "Kumbaya my Domme, kumbaya…kumbaya my Miss kumbaya.". Steven fiddled with the fire. Kirby lounged itching at his neck, "Fucking hell! I hate polyester blends! I think I'm allergic." Steven moved closer to Kirby and his eyes widened, "Oh Em Gee mate, a giant mosquito is sucking the life out of you!" Jarrod let out a scream, "One has me too!" Steven slapped at his own neck and none of them were safe from those bloodsuckers. The boys rolled in the sand, ran waving their arms, and slapped at each other to save one another. After, a great deal of time, the boys were exhausted and hungry. The very dreadful realization came over them that they had forgotten to pack food! None of them had eaten for at least three hours! Panic set in, and they didn't know what to do. They were at least a football field's length away from civilization. The boys huddled together suddenly feeling cold.
There were tears, and all hope had seemed lost until suddenly a beacon of light appeared. They shielded their tired eyes from the glow, and when She spoke, they knew they were saved! "What the fuckery is going on out here?" It was Miss Persephone! The boys cheered and praised Her. Miss Persephone chastised the boys giving them comfort, and led them to safety with the requirement that they kept their uniforms on for 3 more hours. It was a small price to pay for the creature comforts of the Dominion.
Back at the Gender Equality Cave, the heroes decided that they were not meant to be Boy Scouts. They would prove to be useful by serving the Ladies of the Dominion, and keep taking it up the ass.
Unfortunately, we ended up with poison ivy. :(
Unfortunately, we ended up with poison ivy. :(
All the best laid intentions somethin' somethin'...
All the best laid intentions somethin' somethin' somethin'. Who can remember how the old sayin' goes? So, it was a Monday again in the Dominion, and the same sighs could be heard across the ocean coming from the courtyard. Our heroes had another fool proof plan for the day, but scratched it due to scheduling conflicts and uh….erm…..termites. Yes! That is the official story released to the press. Our insider says that the heroes simply were bitten by the vacation bug today. Steven and Kirby went on a luxury grand tour through the Dominion today led by the really super supermodel Lady Eva. Being a tourist is where it is at!. Our heroes are so smart though. They used the tour to scope out the very lush and private skyboxes that are offered to members. Their eyes widened at the possibilities.
All the boys arrived at the Gender Equality Cave, and Kirby said "I have a really good idea." The other boys listened intensely, and as the plan was laid out the Pink Skunk ran to the corner store to make purchases. They had to go with the really cheap shit, since all the boys had lost access to the Dominion American Express. Nath got on the Per-see-phone, and called Pizza Hut, "Yep! I need 6 extra large meat lover's pizzas STAT!". The Moroccan Room address was given and the boys covertly made their way to the entry.
Jarrod had surprised us all with having kegs delivered to the room. It was on…like Donkey Kong! The hooka was fired up and munchies were abound. Words started to slur, and it was not pretty. "Hey! What was it we were gonna do today?" Kirby asked. Steven tapped his forehead muttering "Think, think, think.". Andy said "We were going to do something fun for the Ladies I think.". Nath belched and let out a loud "Wooooooooooooooooo!". Jarrod said "Meh, what They don't know won't hurt Them!" The heroes settled back in to the big screen of really awesome FemDom porn.
We next found our heroes in an odd position. All the boys piled into a bath tub with a keg of cider! They gossiped about who had what accents that made them melt. They pondered deep life questions, and the meaning of it all. They discussed their purpose, and then had an awesome belching contest. It was all fun and games until they realized the bath was not a hot tub and that Steven was making the bubbles due to the sub kibble fed to him earlier by Lady Eva. They jumped out of the tub, and started to dance. Soon the cider and beer took their toll. Our heroes passed out cold in the floor. Only the skunk survived. Mission accomplished. Which mission? No one can be sure.
What a glorious day. The three became four. Every good heroes...
What a glorious day. The three became four. Every good heroes against evil doers need a mascot. The Pink Skunk came to us without a home, and soon dazzled us with his hipster slide shades. This was legit. The Pink Skunk was brought back to the super secret Gender Equality Cave and was given his speedos and cape. Batman had Robin. Mo, Larry, and Curley had Shep. Jesus had…..oh fuck it. The Dominion Angels now have the Pink Skunk!
It was a Monday like any other Monday at the Dominion. The...
It was a Monday like any other Monday at the Dominion. The courtyard was silent, and the stagnant no event air was heavy. Our HEROES were doing their best to entertain, but the conversation would abruptly stop. These three very wise men recently became roommates at an undisclosed location known as the Gender Equality Cave. The Ladies were gasping for some entertainment, so the heroes went home to think up a plan. "I have a great idea." said Kirby. The other two listened in very carefully as any mistake in a plan could lead to utter mayhem. The plan was explained and the boys hustled to prepare a checklist of needed supplies. "To the beer barn!" Steven exclaimed. Jarrod called out, "I have the loungers and zinc oxide!". We were prepared, and ready.
Kirby landed in the Dominion Spa, as it was the best place to scale the dark walls of the castle. Grappling hooks in place he hoisted his speedo clad body up the wall without a hint of suspicion. Hey pressed the button on the GI Joe two way radios and whispered, "The coast is clear. Proceed with caution. Operation Super Awesome Tan is now in session. Um, roger? Over and out? What the fuck is the saying?". Yes, it was baffling. Jarrod and Steven soon joined Kirby to find him situating the loungers with the best direct sunlight. A light chatter in the courtyard could be heard wafting up to the high levels of the castle.
Each hero had grabbed a brew from the ice chest, and sunglasses were worn as protective gear. The heat of the sun bounced off their toned bodies. "Ah, this is the life boys." Steven vocalized his comfort. Jarrod pulled out the flag and planted it into the castle rock "I declare this as a no boredom zone!". We really had the best ideas.
A shout rang up from the Courtyard, and it was a unmistakable voice. It was Miss Fallen! "Hello Larry, Curly, and Mo!". The boys froze in place. "Curses we have been spotted!." Kirby forced through clenched teeth. Another voice was Miss Maisy! "You boys better be cleaning up the pigeon poo up there and not watching porn and drinking beer." How did these women possess such super powers? The boys looked at the piles of dung and realized there was no mop bucket. "They have spotted us. Now we better get down there." Jarrod said. We fell to the ground and beer was spilled right on Miss Janice's new hairdo! The boys quickly hid the bottles in the front of their speedos. They greeted and fell into line to engage the Ladies of the Dominion.
The Ladies were tossing out all kinds of possible reasons the heroes were on the roof, but none of them were accurate. The subject was almost dropped, but Miss Zarita came to town. A "uh oh" could be heard in unison from the boys. Miss Maisy explained quickly to Miss Zarita what had transpired, and She had the boys in Her crosshairs. This could not be good. The heroes just assumed a simple arrest would take place, but MIss Zarita had other plans. "You three boys remind me of the Three Blind Mice. Go get a cane and get back here in 10 minutes to perform." We respectfully acknowledged and went to rehearse.
Coming back well prepared,the boys lined up and sang Three Blind Mice for the esteemed audience…not once, not twice, but thrice times. The Ladies appeared to cheer and laugh with glee. When it was all over the boys returned to the cave with satisfaction. They had combated boredom on a Monday and entertained the Ladies. What awesome heroes they are! The thought of cleaning bird poo was simply forgotten and all was right in the world again.
In a world where Mondays are usually quiet, sub-ventures was...
In a world where Mondays are usually quiet, sub-ventures was founded. We will tackle boredom with our really great ideas. Who knew there were so many adventures just lurking in the Dominion? This is the documented top secret adventures of Jarrod, Steven, and Kirby. Unauthorized views will cause this blog to self destruct in 1, 2, 3…..
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